Dear Order of the Arrow, (<---used in an attempt to manipulate.)
As the ONLY MAN willing, able, and confident enough to comment on our blogs, I am CALLING YOU OUT!
Start one. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
DO IT.
YES NOW.
Speak for the MEN in our Special Forces group! (Am I the only one thinks "special" means "short bus special" when referring to our group???)
Be the voice of the MANY MALES that encompass our lives!
Tell us that you can aim whilst peeing.
Comfort us and let us know that the grotesque habits of BOYHOOD will evolve into MANNERS as MEN.
Revel in our wit and encourage us to JUST KEEP POSTING! (Think Dory!)
Be our voice of REASON and exude the GENTLE SPIRIT which IS YOU!
DO IT.
I'll let you taste my ice cream...bow chicka!
;)
♥,
Lady Leslie
(think it worked???)
4 comments:
I'll nudge him on the blog thing. you know, he owes me big time after CAT duty.
He sure does.
But it seems I'm STILL waiting for Google/Yahoo/whatever to recognize him. Maybe I confused him and he typed in "Order of the Arrow" instead of "Eaglescout". *shrugs*
My having a blog would only serve as ammunition for the case against all malehood. I'll say it - I'm not normal - Not Nocturnal Grandmaster Normal nor Captain Tightpants (or whatever he deems to call himself!) nor am I Big Sexy. Nope. I am just me - I cook, I clean, I go on CATs, I mow, I do laundry, etc.
I feel that my blog is served sufficiently by my responses within the context of your wonderful blogs of which I could never aspire. In other words, I'm lazy and don't have time.
My purest enjoyment is but to be able to be a part of such wonderful examples of the feminine wiles while they proceed to give my bruises names. Nope - I can't do it.
While I seem to be rambling and avoiding the pure question which you pose, I find myself waivering on the brink. My answer - maybe.
LMAO! You are hysterical and you think you couldn't handle a blog? HA! Think again.
I think a full body scan for bruises is in order. After which, we may change YOUR name TO "Big Sexy". ;)
Oh, and please note that I've NEVER professed to be "normal". In fact, I revel in my absurdness daily!
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