Friday, July 11, 2008

boys

So, our whole blogging ring is riddled with sons. ALL of our children are BOYS! I'd like to know someone who could tell us the odds of this. 4 women, with 11 sons and no daughters. WTF is wrong with us? I mean really? Why were WE blessed with the little booger eaters?

I saw a study done that suggested that mothers of sons live an average of 6 months less PER SON than women with daughters.

EAT THAT YOU DOUBTERS THAT BOYS ARE HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!! :PPPPPPPppppppppp!

How many times have you had THAT conversation with another mother. You know, those moms of girls or MIXED kids??? "Oh, you have NO idea how difficult it is to have to put rumba tights on little Hannah." YEAH, I BET IT IS! But tell me THIS, has LITTLE HANNAH EVER PEED DIRECTLY INTO YOUR FACE???? I THINK NOT! NOR HAS SHE EVER PEED ALL OVER THE BATHROOM WALLS TO THE POINT THAT YOU HAVE TO PAINT IT YELLOW!!!!!

I'm SORRY, IS MY FRUSTRATION SHOWING??????

6 comments:

Tami said...

I'm crying! Seriously, when you think about it, it is a bit odd. Then again, I think you could safely say that we're all a bit odd (in a good way, of course). I also bet that girls can't leave that cool yellow drip river mark down the front of a toilet!

Kim said...

There are tears running down my face as I read this! No one but the mothers of boys only could appreciate these comments. But I must point out that this is NOT, and I repeat NOT, out fault but the sperm donors that we decided to marry! I told Capt'n Tightpants that before we tried for our girl (and got Aaron) that we should swap with a couple that had multiple girls. He wasn't up for it - literaly. Tee hee.

Unknown said...

hehehehehehehehe!!!!! It's 12:11 a.m. and I'm laughing and guess who comes to see me???? Benjy!!!!!! Yes, boys are something special. :)

Leslie said...

Yep...it's all our hubbies' fault.

Goobs. :rolleyes:

Anonymous said...

Hey, think of all the money you'll save in the long run. Boys RENT formal wear. No buying prom or wedding dresses. No expensive shoes and accesories. No cool shin guards...oh...sorry Tami.

Leslie said...

*gasp*

Looks like NGM beat ES to the punch! HAHAHA!